1) I used to have DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder). Now, since I’m fully recovered, both me and me are doing very well.
2) "Mommy, I dreamt a man was crawling on to my bed! I’m so scared!"
"It’s alright baby. There is no man in this world. Only ghosts exist.”
3) I woke up in my bed, walked out of my room, saw all my family crying. My best friend is here, but she's crying too. I scream at them but no one seems to hear a thing. I wonder why. I walk out of the house and hear a little girl asking her mom,"Why does that girl have a hole in her head?"
4) I was invited to a party last week. There was one plate of meat that kept spinning in my head. I asked my friend what was that. He smiled but didn’t reply. What’s he hiding? Was that human? Nah, human don’t taste like that.
5) I lived alone in 802. At night I always hear the sound of a woman coming from 803. I’ve always thought it was the hot rod’s girlfriend, lucky him. Until one day he invited me to dinner and said,”Why don’t you bring your girlfriend along.”
6) One night I went to a restaurant alone. The waiter brought the menu and I finished ordering very quickly. He stared at the empty seat opposite me for a second and asked,”And what would this lady like, sir?”
7) I was alone in the elevator when the door opened at level 13. A sweet girl was about to get in but immediately stepped back murmuring to herself,”Why’s the elevator so full at even at midnight?”
8) I asked my younger sister why she was crying. She said she was lost in the rock-paper-scissors game. I hugged her. "You are a big girl already, there’s no need to cry over losing a game.""But I was playing it to the mirror."
9) One day I decided to scare my girlfriend. I dressed as a ghost after texting her to come over. She was so scared, and I kissed her saying sorry baby. She wiped her tears and said, “Your friend's got to apologize too!”
10) I woke up screaming. "'Sup, baby?" Mother asked. "I dreamt that my whole family was headless!" I mumbled. "Like this?" Mother asked, taking off her head.
11) I used to be a parrot, but I’m okay now, I’m okay now, I’m okay now, okay now……
12) 0:02 am: A floating woman “walked” into my room. She’s nearer, nearer...I want to scream, but can’t make a sound; I want to run, but can’t move an inch… She’s nearer… I woke up. Oh it’s just a dream! Dang! Dang!... The clock struck 12.
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